

So I was watching “Love Actually” Friday night with the young lady (insert “You know how I know you’re gay?” line here), and there is a scene where a 40-ish guy rents a cottage in France by himself. The property caretaker (a woman around 60) drives up to the cottage along with an attractive brunette in her late 20s, and tells the man that this woman speaks neither English (his native tongue) nor French (which he can at least butcher his way through), but rather is from Portugal.
He thinks to himself for a moment, then makes a kicking motion and says “Eusebio, er, er, er, molto buono.”
The caretaker responds, “She’s about 10 years too young to understand your reference.”
Troubling news this holiday weekend for F.C. Camena supporters: former Camena star Alfredo Di Stefano (a.k.a. Di Sephoro) is in critical condition in a Valencia hospital. Doctors believe the former arancianerri midfielder will require bypass surgery in the coming days.
Di Stefano, who suffered a heart attack on Christmas Eve, joined Camena on a transfer from Always Argentina. Former teammate Passarella (nee Pallera), who followed Di Stefano from Always Argentina to Camena, described him as a “great leader on and off the imaginary video soccer field, and someone whose short passing and dribble accuracy were well above average.”
Links:
Di Stefano Awaits Bypass Surgery (BBC Sport)
Los médicos han aplazado la operación de Di Stéfano por un proceso febril (Marca)
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ca·me·na n. A tactical system of football/ soccer characterized by extreme fighting spirit, impassioned defense, opportunistic attacking, and a proclivity for profanity-laden orations regarding the competency and/ or partiality of match officials.
Dudes who are kind of crap at soccer but enjoy the TV shows, video games, and funny accents.
