

So apparently Real Madrid listed Ruud Van Nistelrooy on its website for a short time the other day. Which would be fine, except for the fact that Ruud is still a member of Manchester United.
The culperate? A “computer error,” of course. We are apparently nearing the T2 era, when machines have reached a state of consciousness and can sense that a much-rumored transfer is about to happen! (Although maybe we’re not there, since in this case the machines seem to have jumped the gun.) These are exciting times in which we live, to be sure!
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ca·me·na n. A tactical system of football/ soccer characterized by extreme fighting spirit, impassioned defense, opportunistic attacking, and a proclivity for profanity-laden orations regarding the competency and/ or partiality of match officials.
Dudes who are kind of crap at soccer but enjoy the TV shows, video games, and funny accents.
