So apparently Real Madrid listed Ruud Van Nistelrooy on its website for a short time the other day. Which would be fine, except for the fact that Ruud is still a member of Manchester United.

The culperate? A “computer error,” of course. We are apparently nearing the T2 era, when machines have reached a state of consciousness and can sense that a much-rumored transfer is about to happen! (Although maybe we’re not there, since in this case the machines seem to have jumped the gun.) These are exciting times in which we live, to be sure!