
Players: 37 out of 49 (disappointing). Points scored: 198. Highest score: 9 (Tom Palmer, Mark Young). Average score: 5.35. Prediction of the Week: Mazair Sattari (Fulham 0-1 Reading).
Results: Aston Villa 1-1 Middlesbrough (5); Bolton Wanderers 3-1 Arsenal (0); Charlton Athletic 1-1 Everton (8); Fulham 0-1 Reading (1); Liverpool 1-0 Manchester City (3); West Ham United 1-0 Sheffield United (10); Manchester United 1-1 Chelsea (5); Newcastle United 1-0 Portsmouth (3); Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 Wigan Athletic (3); Sheffield Wednesday 0-0 Cardiff City (1).
It was billed as the match of the season, the title decider (in November?! - are you serious?), a battle to the death between Rooney red and Ballack blue. Hope Arnold (Manchester United) and Dave Taylor (Chelsea) went into the weekend with much more than three points at stake.
Indeed, the opportunity to put some diminishing daylight between pole position and the runner-up spot, snaffle the psychological advantage and take a sizeable leap towards wrestling the Predictorship title from Mike Dufficy had to be more important than a meaningless Premiership clash at Old Trafford. And so it proved.
While Manchester United and Chelsea were cancelling each other out on Sunday afternoon (much to the chagrin of this writer, who was banking on a 1-0 home win to rescue a wretched weekend of predicting), Dave was 1-0-ing his way to a three-point lead at the top of the table.
Dave was one of four predictors to return home with three correct scores (Tom Palmer, Nick Watson and Mark Young were the others) while Hope was busy “forgetting to submit her scores because of Thanksgiving”. Luckily for the turkey-gobbling United fan, three one-all draws and a goalless Championship encounter at Sheffield Wednesday gave her five points - just two less than Dave - to keep her title aspirations very much alive and kicking, which is more than can be said for the poor turkeys.
Nick Watson is a point behind Hope after predicting a “goal shy week” (18 goals in 10 games confirmed his suspicions), Mark Young moves into the top 10 for the first time after “giving thanks for lots of correct results” (six, in fact) and Tom Palmer makes headway in mid-table after netting nine times to share this week’s top score spoils with Mark.
Although they narrowly missed out on “prediction of the week” to Mazair Sattari, it shouldn’t go unnoticed that John Collins, Cathryn Harker and the aforementioned Mark scored maximum points for Tottenham 3 Wigan 1, which, in a drab week for goals, is highly commendable.
At this time of year, it’s important to spare a thought for those less fortunate than ourselves. This week’s unfortunate is Gabe Bevilacqua, mourning the loss of Eagles QB Donovan McNabb, who sensationally “blew out his knee” (sounds painful!) on November 19 to pretty much end the Eagles’ season. We hope you can come to terms with your loss, Gabe.
Quote of the week: “We bought 23 single tickets at Hangar Lane station and our unsung hero was Jay Tabb, who knew we had to change at Hammersmith to go to Shepherd’s Bush. I feel a bit sorry for him as I didn’t even put him in the team” - Coventry manager Micky Adams on his squad’s London Underground adventure after their team bus got stuck in traffic on the way to Shepherd’s Bush-based QPR.
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November 29th, 2006 at 1:32 am
What, we don’t know from “blowing out knees” across the pond?
Generally speaking, those of us following the European footy here in the States tend to be frustrated with the lack of detail around player injuries that is communicated to the European sporting public. Not only does the NFL require its coaches to publish an official injury report for every team and every player by the Wednesday before the Sunday game (and the league disciplines those coaches who lie too freqently — all to appease Las Vegas and make sure those point spreads are accurate!), but we get the grisly anatomical details. That is, we all know the difference between the ACL and the MCL and the rotator cuff and plantar fascitis — and a lot of the time, we know the recovery periods (a year for the knee ligaments, 6-8 weeks for broken legs, out for the season with shoulder surgery).
And of course we have all sorts of nicknames and idioms for the injuries. Thus, Donovan McNabb “blew out his knee” means that Donovan McNabb tore his knee ligaments (in this case the ACL) and will require reconstructive surgery with about an 8-month recovery period (meaning he should just be healed in time for the 2007 season opener):
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/homeNewsDetail.jsp?id=60360
Or, if you’re really interested in all the grisly anatomical details regarding precisely which parts of his knee they removed (left v right, etc.):
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/rmPlayer/flvPlayer.jsp?browser=nsff&clipOrder=0&host=rtmp%3A%2F%2Fcp20638.edgefcs.net%2Fondemand&clip=20638%2Feagles%2Fburkholder061128&start=true
Got it? Got it.